Abbott’s sex appeal…

James Hird is suspended for a year

Clive Palmer twerks…

Kevin Rudd announces plans to move the Navy from Sydney to Brisbane…

The Poms piss on the pitch…

Rudd announces plans for high speed rail…

A launch in Brisbane…

See the Bombers fly up…

The Coalition announces a boat buy-back campaign to stop the boats.

Tony Abbott responds to Rudd with “Does this guy ever shut up?”. Meanwhile….

He’s still an arsehole…